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SOME OF THESE GIRLS DESERVE A HARD CANING!
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SMACKED BOTTOMS ALL ROUND
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THE NEW YEAR
| Well it`s nearly 2009 and i hope every body is prepared . I hope the coming year isn`t the complete disaster that most people are predicting , the trouble is it is very dificult to have faith in those who lead us , lets face it the majority of them are two faced greedy selfish bastards who think we are all children and telling us the truth will only frighten us not to mention , heaven forbid , that we might want to change the way we are governed .In the uk we are led to believe that we live in a democratic country , not so , the uk is a monachist state led by the Queens ministers , MP`s are only there to safeguard are rights ,if of course we had any ,so, all i can suggest is don`t believe a word they tell you about anything , they are manipulating the pound to make imports more expensive , and to make the British service industries cheaper abroad and the tax payer will fund it , i moved to France many years ago , a move many other people will be making in the near future , so from the bottom of my heart i wish everyone a happy new year and don`t let the bastards get you down . LIZA |
Posted: 04:07, Dec. 26, 2008 |
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SEX AND THE CREDIT CRUNCH
| I try very hard to keep my mind very much on my sex life , i tend to worry more on when my next spanking is coming than interest rates , morgages and if i will have a job on monday , but i suppose in the real world doom and gloom is the order of the day . I like many people don`t really understand whats really going on , how in such a short period of time people can go from having a job , a house and a future , to losing everything overnight , i will leave the explanations , advice and blame to those more qualified , my concern is for those people who in times of hardship turn to the oldest profession. Unless you are the type of person who ,like myself , fucks for fun , and really dosn`t care who`s on the other end of a dick , stay out of it ,having pictures of my caned arse and wet cunt all over the internet is a huge turn on for me , but if you are thinking of making a few quid by selling pictures and videos of your loved one , dont , the internet is full of women like me who get off on the thought of someone wanking themselves stupid at the sight of my holes and striped bottom and most people can tell a horny bitch from someone coersed . If you value it , dont sell it or rent it out . anyway if you are caught up in the present problems , i wish you well and hope things turn out OK for you LIZA. |
Posted: 02:46, Dec. 21, 2008 |
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WHAT DO I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
| "What do I want for christmas?", I have been thinking about it for the last few days and the only thing that comes to mind is a severe caning. Unfortunately I may have to wait because his nibs has done some damage to his right elbow .This is his thrashing arm and we don't know how long its going to take to repair. It was not through caning me so much as sawing wood, and lots of it. The reason I mention this is i`m at a loss when something like this happens, i'm glad to say it doesn't happen that often luckly, I do have his permission to go into Alt to find a temporary top and maybe I will or perhaps not. If you are not to busy, check it out. Its a great site. As a last resort, i`ll bend over the chair with my christmas outfit on and and my knickers down to my knees and I'll cane myself, maybe with a vibrating helping hand riding crop that I may get in my christmas stocking, from the Stockroom of course I may be lucky, then again, he may just go to the bottom of the garden and get a twig or two. If your looking for the perfect gift for your partner JT's Stockroom could be the place for you. LIZA. |
Posted: 12:30, Dec. 14, 2008 |
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NEW TOYS
 My toy box is a little sparse , and let`s face it "cheap" so when his self suggested going out to buy some new " toys " i jumped at it , i have a few bits from the Stockroom , but there is nothing like buying a new "toy " , getting it home and playing with it . I put on my best skirt and my cane me knickers , i even thought about inserting a butt plug , but as the nearest " toy " shop is over an hours drive each way ! . to cut a long story short , we bought a new chainsaw and a hatchet, the mean bastard . To make it up to me he bought me some pate , and we stopped off at the woods on the way home to see if we could find something swishy , we didn`t . On the subject of blow jobs , i of course prefer to have my hands tied behind my back ,on my knees feeling the affects of two dozen , while he fucks my mouth , but you have got to keep the little boys happy , so here`s a tip , check for lumps on his balls at the same time and make sure he knows what you are doing , they soon lose interest in the sucking part . LIZA |
Posted: 04:44, Dec. 11, 2008 |
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A PREZZIE FOR ME !!!
Wouldn't you just love one of those beautiful canes from Cane's 4 Pain. Everyone a masterpiece, hand crafted, elegant and designed for only one use, guess what I get caned with? I will give you a clue, you get ten for a euro at the local garden centre. Yep, I get caned on the cheap. My paddle on the otherhand has a duel purpose, you can either make my bottom very red - or you can have a nice game of tabletennis. I have a lovely clit slapper - come wooden fishslice and a really fierce flogger - would you believe rubber from a bicycle tyre!! I am sorry to say it but if you have not guessed it yet - I am the oringinal cheap submissive. Now and then when my partner (I can't bring myself to call him sir or master it would only make him laugh and the words coming from me would be construde as sarcasism) feels up to it he will go and cut some fresh hazel or birch and very nice it is too. I had my first "ton up" with a hazel switch, I couldn't sit down for a week. Anyway I must get to the point, this Christmas I had better get some decent kit from you know where or else - no aftershave and definately no Christmas day blow job. LIZA  |
Posted: 07:08, Dec. 7, 2008 |
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I DON`T KNOW IF YOU HAVE NOTICED
  ITS MY BLOG ! ! !
You may notice that there are a number of movie , cam , BDSM , and adult friendship sites, not to mention my favorite "toy" and "clothing" store THE STOCKROOM, littered around the page. The reason for this is quite simple ITS MY SITE. As a middle aged woman who`s hormones are having a field day and who is partnered with a man who has the sex drive of a giant panda, I spend a lot of time wanking. Added to that I am a not so submissive, submissive. It's not as if I can nip down to the local bar, sidle up to the nearest hunk, "Hey, big boy, fancy taking me outside, tying me up and with this cane that I happen to have handy, giving me two dozen of the best and then after that I have three holes that will need seeing to-- bring a friend". Being bisexual I of course have the option of submitting myself to a flaxen haired dom who will bend me to her will using a variety of toys and the inevitable fisting bringing me to a shuddering climax, of course around here all we have is old Nellie who when she was at school in 1947 once participated in a mutual wank with her best friend. So I have real need of as many wank sites as I can get hold of. Don't think that for one minute that I am not fussy all these sites are used regularly and you dear reader are invited to do likewise. Liza. . . . .ps my old man read this blog and did not like being compared to a giant panda--------------------- and here are the results.
I DARN`T TELL THEM MY FANTASY`S , THEY WOULD LOCK ME UP IN A PADDED CELL
Live Sex Cams
MY FAVORITE Shop
click on the stockroom link for the best bdsm gear ever !!!!!!
BLOGGING
Lust Web> if it wasn,t for porn blogs i wouldn,t know what to wank to.
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Well cucumbers are finally out of season so its on to courgettes. What the fuck am I talking about, you may ask, well I will tell you, over at the stockroom those wonderful people have a gtreat collection of vibrators and dildoes and they are brilliant and well worth a look, but for day to day use I like a bit of salad in the summer and a nice stiff vegetable in the winter, and for me there is nothing better than going down to the local supermarket and choosing one's very own edible wanking stick although I have never been brave enough to try before you buy. Although I have been doing this for many a long year. My partner finally caught me stir frying and low and behold he KNEW we only had one courgette in the house, he was very lenient and only gave me six.
WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED OF A GOOD WANKhttp://www.extremerestraints.com/
I knew I would get around to the subject of wanking at some point in this blog. It is rare for a couple to have exactly the same sex drive as each other or for a single person to find a fuck partner just when they need a fuck, lets face it a stiff cock or a wet cunt needs seeing to with as little delay as possible, and that is why we have PORN. In our household when my old man gets a hard on he just lifts my skirt up and stuffs his cock into the first hole he comes to. But when i am in need i have first got to arrange a hard on ,not always easy , so i have had to find myself some wank sites , these you will find on my links in capital letters . Happy wanking.
friday night special
I seem to spend a lot of time in the Alt.com chat rooms (I am Lizapane if anyone wants to say hi) you meet a very good class of pervert and now and than a real sweetheart. I swing both ways so I don't mind male or female but my new friend is a twenty-three year old from London. I am old enough to be his mother not that I give a shit. I really wanted him to cane and then fuck me, I got so wet I had to change my knickers . I could just imagine his stiff young cock up against my arse , me bent over touching my toes of course " Oh please young sir ,don,t cane my bottom ,i,ll suck your cock and swallow your cum " SWISH "OOOh that stings , no more sir " SWISH . So when i get my Friday night special guess who i,ll be thinking of .
MY TITS
I never considered my tits to be part of my sex routines , a quick fondle ,mabe someone would suck on them ,all in the name of foreplay of course ,but it never got me wet ,a stiff cock in any hole ,half a gallon of cum and a wank afterwards as a reward for the use of my "fuck holes." The sex life of the stupid . Now of course if you want to fuck me ,male or female , you are going to have to work , my bottom is going to need some attention , my clit is going to have to be whipped , but most of all my tits are going to get the treatment they deserve squeezed not fondled spanked , not sucked , and if you want somewhere to deposit your cum , try my tits .
Special Picnics
Autumn is here and I hope it is better than the summer we have just had. There is still a lot of green and splashes of colour around. We of course still go on picnics as here in France its still warm. Our favorite place is just off a country lane in a secluded spot, it has a wooden table and benches for the picnic, and hazel and birch for the caning I get afterwards as I always forget to bring something,( usually the salt) and the mandatory fuck up against the tree. We are of course not the only ones who use this place as is obvious by the amount of used condoms littered about, ahh rural life!!!
VISIT THE STOCKROOM FOR THE BEST WANKING TOOLS
I WANT ONE!!!!! its better than the one i have
Caught wanking ---again
Posted: 05:51, 2008-Nov-19 Comments (0) | Add Comment | Link
A public place
My old man drives them but doesn't clean them - my job - the car that is, not a job I look forward to as it usually is in a state inside and out. My mind wanders of course when ever I am doing something I really don't want to do and in this case it was the gearstick and how much of it could I take up my arse, fucking a car - in public is a real turn on, as is getting a real one hundred stroke flogging in the villiage square, ah well I will have to make do with a wank as usual.
Fucking in general
In my youth getting some fresh cock and a mouthful of cum was never really a problem. What was a problem was getting a spanking - or any kind of sore arse, boys just wanted a fuck and a suck - no finess - no foreplay, just knickers down tits out and if you came it was usually an accident. I spent a lot of time in my youth with my fingers on my clit and seeing how red I could make my bottom by bouncing up and down on a wooden bench. Now in middle age (I'm a MILF - so I've been told) I can get all the spanking's caning's etc my little botty desires, but a good stiff cock thats a bit of a problem, and a lot of effort. If you peruse my links you will see links to both Alt.com and Adult Friend Finder, I haven't bothered with all the advertising and pictures of women with there tits out so if you haven't signed up to these two sites yet give them a go they are a lot of fun and they work, and if they had been around when I was young My christmas gift
We are coming to the season of goodwill, and I have been giving it a lot of thought, apart from wondering what it would be like to have the pointyend of a christmas tree shoved up my arse, I would like to do something for the needy - so what I came up with is a historical twist so here go's. In days of yore, if a princess or prince or anyone of highbirth did anything which was deemed naughty they were beaten, flogged, caned, whatever, only they weren't were they, on no, there royal bottoms were to good to stripe - so they had a whipping boy or girl - I made the girl bit up - some of you are probably way ahead of me but for those of you who aren't, here is the plan. There must be a lot of princes and princesses out there who from time to time can be a little naughty, you know the sort of thing - "I'm sorry darling I accidently got arse fucked at work today" or "no really I thought it was you!!" anyway whatever - if you have done something that deserves a good caning but for some reason can't take it, I'm your girl, so from now until christmas contact me, leave a comment or whatever, let me know what you have done, the punishment you think it deserves and I will take it for you and post pictures as proof, so it's a win, win situation. Happy all round.
I'm not complaining but!!!!!
I have been trying to remember my first spanking as an adult and if my memory isn't playing tricks on me, it was when I had really been a naughty girl, the details are unimportant, well not really unimportant just embarrasing. How I got from that to needing six of the best just to get me started is a long journey, but I digress the point I am trying to get to is sex and my bottom are permanently linked, sore arse wet cunt. Don't ask me why, I don't know - I will give you an example - a few years ago his nibs and I were on holiday and i became desperate, god I needed a caning and a fuck and a new pair of shoes in that order. The only private place for me to grab my ankles was the mens toilets in the yacht marina, exciting huh? Well the noice of something swishy striking my arse was enough to awaken anyone within one hundred metres, luckly there was no one within one hundred metres. The only bottom whippers available was birch harvested from the local trees and very effective I can tell you, sixty strokes later, and a difficult walk back to where we were staying my cunt was ready for anything - so you see the problem - for a vanilla, a quick trip to the local pub - "buy me a drink big boy and out to the car park, skirt up knickers down and a wet wipe to clean up and if you fancy seconds theres always another pub, but for a kink not so easy - so spare a thought the next time your getting it in the back of a car, for us "special" ladies and gentlemen who even for a quickie require whips canes ropes manacles dildoes butt plugs latex high heels botty soothing cream..........
Caught in the act   
What a day i've had. His nibs walked in on me in the bathroom, which I was suppose to be cleaning. What could I say with my knickers around my ankles and the loofer inserted where only his cock is suppose to go unless he gives permission. "Oh, just giving myself a backscrub". That was it . He told me not to move and when he returned with the most vicious cane that he has, the no4, thin and very stingy. He bent me over the bath and proceeded to administer twelve strokes. The first six were in two groups of three. These were for leaving the bathroom in a total mess. The next six strokes came without pause and then, while my bottom was on fire and tears in my eyes he ram his cock into my mouth and when I finished gagging on that it went straight up my arse. Wait till he finds out i've not done the toilet but I did do something very interestingwith the loo brush. Ha,ha,ha
have i or have i not got a great bottom !!!!
me and my bottom
The nice thing about having ones bottom thrashed is the visual evidence of the thrashing , but if you have only had a quick fuck ,the only reminder is cum dribbling from your cunt or your arse . |
Posted: 05:03, Dec. 6, 2008 |
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SPANKED
| Please forgive the title of my blog , spanking indeed , i havn`t had a good spanking in years , and anyone stupid enough to try will end up with a sore hand and a pissed off sub. I have found in middle age that pain is the only turn on i respond to . So like my name implys i need regular canings ,a little bit of torture , bondage of course ,and last but not least , stiff things inserted in my cunt and arse . So this blog is an account of my search for the perfect sexual experiance in words and pictures ,and along the way i will be finding the best porn , toys , bondage gear , and " find a fuck sites " and linking them to this blog . I hope i will be able to provide many hours of serious wanking . LIZA. |
Posted: 04:55, Dec. 6, 2008 |
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MY BOTTY
| Finally, my dream has come true, mind you, I have had to create my own site to make it so. My botty at last is getting all the attention it deserves. On this site you can find all the caning, spanking, whipping, and general bdsm that your heart desires, but, the centre of attention will always be my nicely striped rear end. Of course that is because I have made the pictures of myself BIGGER. I know what you are thinking, you would much rather click on to Lupus or Calstar and watch those young gorgeous pert bottoms taking a good thrashing, but I've got something they haven't,-size-,where I come from its always been quantity not quality, my bum may droop but there is plenty of it, so go and watch those cute little spanking models with their tiny little botties if you must but just remember this is my site and its my botty that gets centre stage. LIZA |
Posted: 04:12, Dec. 6, 2008 |
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WHY I AM NOT A SPANKING MODEL !
I Have always believed that given a little luck Pandora and the rest of those beautiful spanking models would have a serious rival , i may no longer be young , and i am sad to say my bottom is heading south , but i can take a very severe caning . but i have realised ,that is not the point ! Getting a 100 strokes is fine and to be honest my bottom often looks well striped and bruised , but you have to look good getting it , so , hats of to Pandora and all the other great spanking models who`s movies feature so much in my life , and hopefully ,in yours LIZA. |
Posted: 12:49, Dec. 5, 2008 |
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